In honor of my mom:
“Jace, I just realized that your father and I have been married longer than you’ve been alive.”
“I couldn’t hear him. He was speaking Spanish.”
“You’re not feeling well? Go rest a bit.” (It’s her cure for everything.)
“Whiners get….NOTHING!”
Happy Mother’s Day!
Jace

actually it is more like sleep on it. One question, are you a whiner? if so you get nothing.
Ha Ha! I bet we could name a whole bunch more!!!!!!
Priscilla